My First Spray Tan at One of Yelp’s Worst-Rated Tanning Salons | One Star Reviews
It’s been a long, long winter, and Taji is ready for the summer. To get a head start on his summer bod, he took to Yelp in search of the lowest rated tanning salon he could find, in order to transform his skin to the perfect shade of orange.
So naturally, he went off to New Jersey to experience the services of a salon that’s tanned iconic celebrities including the cast members of “The Jersey Shore” and “The Real Housewives.”
Unfortunately, Sizzle Tans has received a heap of one star reviews from people claiming to have experienced bad customer service - and subpar tanning results. At the risk of getting burned, Taji went to get a spray tan from one of Yelp’s worst-rated tanning salons to see if the reviews are accurate, or if they could redeem themselves.
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  • not an op
    not an op

    i think they were hiding something

  • Booker D
    Booker D

    Taj new crush

  • Booker D
    Booker D

    Taj look soooo depressed in all of the video

  • Abbey Smith
    Abbey Smith

    8:13 to 8:38 is literally the cringiest part of this video

  • Itz Scorp1on
    Itz Scorp1on

    Rumor has it they fucked after

  • Ian Miles Chungus
    Ian Miles Chungus

    I was ORANGE 😂😂

  • thenationofcjump

    This guy is hilarious!!!


    That goodbye though!! God Cringe!!

  • Kyle White
    Kyle White

    You have the worst smile

  • Lance Maurice
    Lance Maurice

    I 1 star his face

  • The_Dank_Potato

    There was hella awkward silence

  • Johnathon Raygoza
    Johnathon Raygoza

    This guy be creepin!💀

  • Hare Gaming
    Hare Gaming

    I get a h3h3 vibe from him😂😂

  • nichbuns 37
    nichbuns 37

    He should have asked her out

  • Lou Maniacci
    Lou Maniacci

    I'll give that smile a 1 star rating

  • Lorenzo D
    Lorenzo D

    Usually you send these awkward simps to like Africa or some shit and it ruins it but with this series I feel like his awkwardness enhances it a bit

  • Tub Croc
    Tub Croc


  • Koii

    Why is he so awkward 🤷‍♂️

  • beaver rabbit 44
    beaver rabbit 44

    get a new host it’s akward af

  • fem wynn
    fem wynn

    .....joe gorga is real housewives.

  • Malcolm Lukeman
    Malcolm Lukeman

    why are the nipples censored

  • CrypZ

    For gods sake this mans making me cringe

  • Xl-_Dre

    Next Video I got a date from one of Yelps worst rating site

  • ShmurdaTime !
    ShmurdaTime !

    2:11 girl got some nice cheeks

  • remaining_ scarz
    remaining_ scarz

    I you can tell he liked her

  • Ganozer Channel
    Ganozer Channel

    You Like Spray Girl ...? Dude.?

  • Evan Lopez
    Evan Lopez

    This dude is so awkward and cringe but we love it. He deserves his own office or parks and rec esk show.

  • LinksHopping Golfer
    LinksHopping Golfer

    This dude is a middle eastern version of Michael Cera!! Hahaha!

  • Mike Avione
    Mike Avione

    He’s so weird

  • Big Boi_69
    Big Boi_69

    You look like Ethan Klein

  • Jayjay Myers
    Jayjay Myers


  • Son Goku
    Son Goku

    When i saw the thumbnail i thought he looked like the guy from blunt reviews in Amsterdam and it was lmao

  • Da Boy
    Da Boy

    I love this dude He‘s sooo sweet and entertaining No Homo bro but u rock

  • Jessa Landshark
    Jessa Landshark

    Does everyone get their own lip balm? or do they have to use the same disease ridden lip balm?

  • over00lord Unknown
    over00lord Unknown

    8:17 How is he so awkward? XD

  • Carter Johnson
    Carter Johnson

    He done got the hots around the girl that sprayed him.

  • John Encila
    John Encila

    This guy is a test subject.ahahaha


    I fucking hate that blue fire shirt

  • 123 456
    123 456

    “I don’t think there’s nuts in our products” you really should know

  • Seth Gohn
    Seth Gohn

    Damn bro! That wasn't atall filled with total awkwardness. She wanted deh sausage and yu wanted deht ass! Super tense

  • Kaffebordet

    Why mans look like a turtle

  • Masha Nikulina
    Masha Nikulina

    I’ll tell u that isn’t a five star tanning experience, but it’s definitely not one or even two stars based on how everything went in front of the cameras.

  • Lucrative Chaff
    Lucrative Chaff

    Damn ally was just not interested

  • Asher Jack
    Asher Jack

    More videos my bro please do some more fucking videos, this is my new binge as I wallow in depression

  • Sterling Demons
    Sterling Demons

    God, this guy is a weirdo hahaha. Lighten up 😆 lol

  • Dean Moore
    Dean Moore

    She wants the D my dude

  • Typakay

    i thought he was the guy from h3h3. Lmao

  • Joey F
    Joey F

    Bro your videos rule your awkwardness is what makes it best!

  • The Art Yeti
    The Art Yeti

    No hate or anything but you are really awkward just relax and chill out it’ll make everything easier... especially that smile

  • Yung Bamboo
    Yung Bamboo

    He looks like comethazine lol

  • Ben Hill
    Ben Hill

    You know darn well this guy is a child molester

  • Peter Goezinya
    Peter Goezinya

    Taji was totally vibing on that chick


    there was some sort of bond.... not sure

  • Jasmin Olvera
    Jasmin Olvera

    Daddy is that chu?

  • sSpeedz

    Employee: are you allergic to anything Girl getting spray tan: *IS THERE ANY GLUTEN IN THIS PRODUCT*

  • Lg Steelo
    Lg Steelo

    That's the part when you ask for her number. No awkward pauses.

  • heyman3551

    Dude his nostrils are are ridiculous

  • john smith
    john smith

    Do yelps worst rates drug dealer

  • Steph An
    Steph An

    Is it possible to tan a penguin?

  • Steven Lira
    Steven Lira

    My boy Straight from jersey shore

  • OG Mackmizzle323
    OG Mackmizzle323

    Why does he have a bowling shirt on

  • RH MB
    RH MB

    The eternal question of: “Can snapping turtles be cringey?” has finally been answered.

  • Zachary Moon
    Zachary Moon

    This was so awkward I loved it.

  • Chance Bennett
    Chance Bennett

    Some of the most always stuff

  • Matthew Tan
    Matthew Tan

    She seems nice tho tbh

  • Shona O'Neill
    Shona O'Neill

    Lol you look so dumb! If I looked like you though, almost anything is an improvement.......but, this spray on tan....NOPE!

  • Spoopy

    Next episode he's gonna get laid by a 1 star prostitute

  • Den McGrew
    Den McGrew

    Ethan Klein JR

  • Jeanae Parry
    Jeanae Parry

    She reminds me of the girl in Napoleon Dynamite when she is setting up the photoshoot. 😂

  • Dragan Seidler Krebs
    Dragan Seidler Krebs

    Whannabe ethan klein

  • Minhtri Dinh
    Minhtri Dinh

    ice poseidon was there

  • Sturdy, Dirty, and Dusty
    Sturdy, Dirty, and Dusty

    3:32 "I'm cool with nuts"

  • Tom Brady
    Tom Brady

    Trying hard to hit on Her

  • Luka Muren
    Luka Muren

    Damn he is so awkward that it might be the reason he got this vice gig lol... well done vice going sideways for whatever reason may be:(

  • Marty Jane
    Marty Jane

    ".it's a grey area or, i guess, it's an orange area...." :'D

  • Luka Muren
    Luka Muren

    Wtf america

  • sincerely

    the host is actually attractive in this one

  • Enrique Sanchez
    Enrique Sanchez

    4:55 - "At this point I just wanna get sprayed. I am very eager." Bet you wanna get sprayed alright!

    • Yerr

      With this glock 9

  • Boris Bagryanskiy
    Boris Bagryanskiy

    "I do have the ability to just throw the cup at them" what a nonsensical throwaway response, why not just turn the dial up to ten and say I do have the ability to just kill them.

  • L0nLeY St0nEr
    L0nLeY St0nEr

    You fucken wanna be Ethan from H3H3

  • Borna Arabi
    Borna Arabi

    You look like Michael imperioli lol 😂

  • Dr. 0xyc0d0ne
    Dr. 0xyc0d0ne

    Who is she? Asking for a friend..

  • Jaime Martinez
    Jaime Martinez

    Why ,from the side, does he look like josh from drake and josh

  • cap0gna

    damn we need to get taji and that girl togheter

  • Marsellus Wallace
    Marsellus Wallace

    My man Taji looks like Oliver Tree

  • Cameron Brooks
    Cameron Brooks

    Now that VICE NEWS is cancelled due to it going tooooooo far to the left- this is LITERALLY the best content on vice now days. Congrats man ! Please keep making these videos theyre genius

  • Parker Hatcher
    Parker Hatcher

    Taji has a wicked body. And I don't care what anybody has to say about it. Keep it up man! I absolutely love your videos.

  • Muhammed Akhtar
    Muhammed Akhtar


  • Muhammed Akhtar
    Muhammed Akhtar

    I don’t know who does these 90’s effects, but they look great 👍....surprisingly

  • Yonxg Ron Official Music
    Yonxg Ron Official Music

    glowjob thats a good one

  • PressPause 2Play
    PressPause 2Play

    How sanitary is it for the feet thingy to be in contact with everyone's bare feet? Yuck

  • PressPause 2Play
    PressPause 2Play

    Oh wow he's absolutely some kinda cringey.

  • Dan Mahoney
    Dan Mahoney

    Lots of puns in the comment section though none as strong as mine. * *

  • tripngrim 9
    tripngrim 9

    taj looks like he would hold the door/elevator for you and also wait for your shadow to pass thru with you....and maybe even hold it 4 all your angels/demons/ancestors...your wifi/network signal.......nway he seems like a cool dude

  • M Zay
    M Zay

    He lives a very depressing life.. get a girl

  • Nicholas Mo
    Nicholas Mo

    absolute legend

  • Chantelle Echavarria
    Chantelle Echavarria

    This dude looks like a mix between h3h3 and oliver tree. ❤️love you long time keep up the good work!

  • Ty Chaney
    Ty Chaney

    This dudes gotta be a virgin, or has never drank with a female before. Awkward was hell 😂

  • Bolby

    That girl gave me Kristen Stewart vibes y’know

  • ChezMusic

    Man looks like my toast when I leave it too long