Flying to Anaheim on 2 hours of sleep
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The one thing I learned from this trip to Anaheim was how much of a monopoly Jojo Siwa has on glitter clothing. If there was a small child anywhere in vidcon, she had her hair in a bow and was wearing the sparkliest jacket you could imagine (all from Jojo Siwa's line of loud clothing, of course). I mean, good for her, but isn't it terrifying that there are currently 44 million of her bows out in the wild at the moment? That's insane. She can literally create an army of 5 year olds in glitter uniform. What can I say; the end is near my dudes.
I mean, I have nothing against the kid; she can keep doing what she's doing. What she has to stop doing though is pretending to be some sick hybrid of Elton John and Freddie Mercury during her live performances:
- No.
- Never.
- Stop it.
- It smells bad.
I'm sorry Jojo, but you are not, have never, and never will be either of those singers. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
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Commentaires
  • Tsumugi_aro
    Tsumugi_aro

    She’s not actually in the US for vidcon, she’s in the US for the Area 51 raid

    • ii_ happïnëss
      ii_ happïnëss

      Tsumugi_aro Beejesus Crust 33k likes

    • Sophia Nicole
      Sophia Nicole

      YES

    • stupid kaito kin
      stupid kaito kin

      Tsumugi_aro d a n g a n r o n p a

    • Slime Time
      Slime Time

      Lol it ain’t happening yet but it’s funny congratulations on being pinned by the way

    • Peppa Pig Lyrics Daily
      Peppa Pig Lyrics Daily

      Jade M. Pls don’t say sis

  • Gustavo Costa
    Gustavo Costa

    F

  • Jayden Krug
    Jayden Krug

    Are you going to let the wild bamboozle you or are you going to bamboozle the wild

  • Marissa Ancira
    Marissa Ancira

    F

  • Anime Writer
    Anime Writer

    “This is what happens when you walk into hell.” Me: I thought that was high school 😂 (Haha ha...ha I’m not funny)

  • Jennifer Wisniwski
    Jennifer Wisniwski

    That’s the airport I always go too

  • Susana Barrera
    Susana Barrera

    Why did she drink the milk so aggressively

  • Phil Conway
    Phil Conway

    2 hours of sleep is nice to an insomniac... imagine 5 days straight no sleep =(

  • jessie smallacombe
    jessie smallacombe

    f

  • xX GachaKyraPlayz Xx
    xX GachaKyraPlayz Xx

    Can we all just pause the video at 12:07 and just realize how beautiful Joana actually is?

  • Percyiro No
    Percyiro No

    Joanacsheyvdvdyevvegsgvsgs ceddia

  • b r i a u n a
    b r i a u n a

    suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling

  • b r i a u n a
    b r i a u n a

    i have the same grey shorts you see presented on joan’s tushy at 9:12

  • Lucinda Palmas
    Lucinda Palmas

    F

  • Lucinda Palmas
    Lucinda Palmas

    Wait, they sell food at Target?

  • Megan Marshall
    Megan Marshall

    I love her but the hacking and coughing drives me up the wall with actual disgust. Why? I get it. You’re funny, you’re pointing out the obvious and doing everything a filmography er would hate.. but it’s GROSS!

  • Ava Bingham
    Ava Bingham

    R we gonna talk about her name

  • Alia Bill
    Alia Bill

    When we raid Area 51 we will all be wearing aritza

  • Fresh Out The Oven
    Fresh Out The Oven

    The way she said "OW" kills me 😂😂

  • Linn Vo
    Linn Vo

    Suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling... I-😂😂😂

  • Isabella Costa
    Isabella Costa

    I only now realised joana talks like an old lady

  • Isabella Costa
    Isabella Costa

    F

  • : D
    : D

    *F*

  • Brandy Buckner
    Brandy Buckner

    at the end, it says, 'suck my toe horrizontially' I. yes.

  • Bethany Craig
    Bethany Craig

    Girl if you suffer from airplane ear like I do - and I mean SUFFER like 10/10 pain when a plane descends - try some of those "earplane" ear plugs. They slow the pressure change process within your ear so you have more time to adjust. In addition to that, take a pseudoephedrine before each flight in order to open up your sinuses and Eustachian tubes. This works for me every time and I have not had any problems since employing this method.

    • Bethany Craig
      Bethany Craig

      If you have anxiety during flights however skip the pseudo. Being a stimulant / similar to an amphetamine it can increase stress levels.

  • did i stutter
    did i stutter

    Joana. PLEASE COME WITH US TO AREA 51. Bring your arsenal of Nerf guns for the weaponless. And eat lots of acorn squash and avocados the night before so you’re not RAVENOUS. Wear your yellow pants as a distraction for the guards. WE NEED YOU.

  • Charlotte Johnson
    Charlotte Johnson

    9,001 comment Love you!

  • Ashley Lovelace
    Ashley Lovelace

    I feel like if you wrote down everything you said in this video it would be the hardest story in the world to read

  • Cassidy Smith
    Cassidy Smith

    F

  • Caroline Baughman
    Caroline Baughman

    I can’t believe she thought pulling out her tiny microphone in the bathroom was a great place to do an update But i love it

  • Ally Jo Dearing
    Ally Jo Dearing

    wheres your microwave i dont have one WHY NOT

  • Strawberry
    Strawberry

    Somebody’s in the stall beside you and is hearing you film... epicccc

  • NOT Marshmello
    NOT Marshmello

    1:12 same Joana

  • Dum Gamer Boi
    Dum Gamer Boi

    There was an earthquake in ca 6 days earlier so WHO ARE YOOUUUUU

  • ella gerner
    ella gerner

    The concept of grapes in a chicken sandwich is horrifying, I’m sorry you had to experience that

    • Moonessence1
      Moonessence1

      ella gerner 😂😂☠️ it’s soooo good!

  • Kellie Keithley
    Kellie Keithley

    if anyone didn't know what that split second said it said "suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling" -Joana Ceddia 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • lysippe2006
    lysippe2006

    why does my my tummy hurt

  • bunny beanie
    bunny beanie

    I also drink milk when I wake up and I have to go to holidays

  • Nouryy David
    Nouryy David

    Billie:wherearetheavocados Joana:uh,**i ate them**

  • Hockeygirl 05
    Hockeygirl 05

    Nobody: John Cena: "suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling"

  • alex avalos-dominguez
    alex avalos-dominguez

    My name is Alejandro my dudes

  • Wolfie ArtDrawz
    Wolfie ArtDrawz

    when you said that you edit with Imovie I cheered with joy!!! >:OOOO (I use Imovie for editing all my animations and school videos)

  • Lexi 4806
    Lexi 4806

    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEEEE find the W you wont Jonh Cena " Joana Ceddia snaps" im sorry for using your name in vaiiiin "turns into ashes" my job here is done :) says Joana Ceddia(aka Jonh Cena)

  • Gina Titterton
    Gina Titterton

    “There has to be a way to exchange Freddie Mercury for Lil Pump, there has to!“ hahaha I think I just wee’d

  • charlotte Griffiths
    charlotte Griffiths

    who saw 12:41

  • Chiiri
    Chiiri

    *Suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling*

  • Chiiri
    Chiiri

    *Suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling*

  • Pøîšįñüš_ łëttüčë
    Pøîšįñüš_ łëttüčë

    *_F_*

  • Is Walter
    Is Walter

    OMG SHE WATCHED BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY

  • momodoesdance
    momodoesdance

    Maybe they’re hiding Walt Disney himself at Area 51... 😮

  • I'm thinking about a good username . . .
    I'm thinking about a good username . . .

    I need to let this out... THE POST: 'NOBODY NOT A SINGLE SOUL... BLAH BLAH BLAH ' IS SOOOOO FUCKING ANNOYING!!

  • Eilish Lover
    Eilish Lover

    Even her Avocado Tortilla is from Artesia

  • AuraMoon
    AuraMoon

    Suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling. Joana, explain.

  • Ella Preena
    Ella Preena

    Did anyone catch that tiny writing at the end ?...I MUST KNOW WHAT IT SAID

  • l LIKE TURTLES and darkness
    l LIKE TURTLES and darkness

    oh lord i h8te scary movies

  • MJ and Sky YT
    MJ and Sky YT

    U not I lol

  • Samantha Cabagnot
    Samantha Cabagnot

    Is she canadian?

  • The Classic Magda
    The Classic Magda

    Hey girl can you check out my FR-my channel and then maybe we can do a collab soon

  • Kay Lambz
    Kay Lambz

    F

  • levi cured my depression .
    levi cured my depression .

    I live in Anaheim lOlOsKsKs 😂🤠

  • Potato Hailey
    Potato Hailey

    Nobody: Joana: SUcK My LeFT ToE HorIzOntally FrOm tHe ceILIng

  • Captain Leo Meows
    Captain Leo Meows

    When joana puts on that white dress she looks like Carrie😂

  • Emily F
    Emily F

    nobody: not a single soul: not even James: not even the Cookie Monster: Joana: suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling....

  • Im_ Cxutie
    Im_ Cxutie

    Your pantry’s Joanas stomach

  • Ibrahim Aruci
    Ibrahim Aruci

    I loveeeeeeeeeeee your vids your so funny😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😃😃😃😃😃😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

  • josh henderson
    josh henderson

    the girl who doesn't need a good quality camera

  • Leah Morales
    Leah Morales

    "Suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling".......wHaT😂

  • Angela Martinez
    Angela Martinez

    When you vomed in it you feet with tha Chanclas and the 😤 socks I WANTED TO BEAT YOU UP but in a nice way 🙃

  • Mawson
    Mawson

    F

  • Liberty S.
    Liberty S.

    I love how every video is basically a story time but with the video part

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